Satanic Workout Enthusiast Mugs

'Nice 666 pack.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Cheerleaders

Witch has Exorcise Video.

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

Fitness in church.

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

"Yes, ma'am, we do take reservations...and what's your husband's name?"

"Damn speed hump!"

The Wonder Gym.

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

'Good luck son, but genetically you are screwed.'

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

Almost got away with it, until he tried to bury the body and dug a little too deep.

When I said take more exercise Mr Potter I didn't mean right now.

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

'No, no, no. I think it's great that you exercise and diet. I just wonder if perhaps you exercise and diet too much.'

"I'm in good shape. . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!"

Excercising demons

"Good evening madam. Would you like to donate your soul to a newly registered charity?"

'There goes my New Year's resolution to be a better person.'

Man in Hell, 'Well, I gotta tell ya, layers is NOT the answer.'

'Bad news, coach. His test came back positive for spending hours in the weight room pumping iron.'

Jehovah's Fitness

"Do you do sports?"

"Let's pick up the pace people, this is not a joyride."

home fitness/fatness

"What do I suggest for tight glutes? For best results, squeeze from the bottom."