Sarcastic Fitness Lover Gifts

'The only exercise I get with this is dusting it once a week.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Cheerleaders

Robber on treadmill

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

'Doc, I'd like you to meet my personal trainer. This should explain a lot about my medical situation!'

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

Follow England mate, they're always crap!

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

'Good luck son, but genetically you are screwed.'

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

When I said take more exercise Mr Potter I didn't mean right now.

"Next bench is four steps."

'Unfortunately, Mrs. Himner, spot weight reduction is impossible. You need to lose weight overall.'

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

"I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'

Corporate Gym

"Crunch gym"

home fitness/fatness

'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'

There's nothing like a good workout!

'Nice 666 pack.'

"Better work the legs next time you are at the gym Sampson."

Any exercise is better than none.

'Of course you couldn't finish your 3 triple cheeseburgers, 2 large fries and shake. You didn't stretch before you ate.'

"Hey, about those steroids you sold me. . ."