Satanic Golfers Pillows

'Gloria, tell my nine-o'clock to go to hell.'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'He lived and died for golf.'

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Golfing with God.

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

"Yes, ma'am, we do take reservations...and what's your husband's name?"

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

Almost got away with it, until he tried to bury the body and dug a little too deep.

Thanks God!

"I hate golf. There's something unnatural about a game where the lowest score wins."

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

"Good evening madam. Would you like to donate your soul to a newly registered charity?"

'There goes my New Year's resolution to be a better person.'

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

Man in Hell, 'Well, I gotta tell ya, layers is NOT the answer.'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

Golfing Fakir.

'Nice 666 pack.'

"In a blinding flash, Norman suddenly realises the mind-numbing boredom and utter futility of the sport that is called golf..."

A goat-herder notices Satan trying to fit in with a herd of goats and sends him off

"Forget that ball caddie, there's another just like it up here that I can tap in...."

"You guys want a go?"

Putting on ice

'You won't need those up here. He can't stand golf.'

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

"I mean that we both leave a trail on the sidewalk!"

Grim Reaper's caddy hands him the correct scythe from a golf bag of different scythes

'And now time for operation: Hit golf balls into windows!'

"I used the credit card that replaces lost merchandise."

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Lady of the lake holding a golf ball.

'My husband has been practicing his golf swing all winter.'