Undead Golfer Pillows

'He lived and died for golf.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"At least my putting has improved."

'Putter'.

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

"IV!"

'I knew it! Come back here!'

Ghoul Keeper

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

Neanderthal Golf.

Using Science In Fashion Design

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

'Gloria, tell my nine-o'clock to go to hell.'

'You had enough power in our cell phone to make one last call, and instead of getting us rescued, you cancel your tee-time?'

Golfing Fakir.

Golfing Accident

At first he thought he had died and gone to heaven.

The 19th hole

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty

Drawing of ancient golfer

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

Observing a hydnoraceae on the 14th, Professor Brinley sportingly pitched rather than putted.

Caveman's Clubs.

Grim Reaper's caddy hands him the correct scythe from a golf bag of different scythes

'When you said this course was untouched by time, you weren't kidding.'