Golfing Ghost Pillows

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

'He lived and died for golf.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'Putter'.

'Vodka!'

"IV!"

'You can't beat home groan.'

'Every year, I make a New Year's resolution, but I never stick to it, and it's embarrassing when people ask me about it...this year I'm just going to lie through my teeth when people ask.'

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

Suddenly, on the 18th tee at Augusta, Leonard whales on his air guitar right in the middle of a backswing.

'Dinna play golf in your kilt.'

Golfing Accident

Golfing Fakir.

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

Practical Yolkers.

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

Drawing of ancient golfer

'Water hazards are no problem if you play golf in the winter.'

Caveman's Clubs.

Grim Reaper's caddy hands him the correct scythe from a golf bag of different scythes

"It's been an hour - let's face it, it's just not going to drop!"

'Now that should make it a bit easier.'

'When you said this course was untouched by time, you weren't kidding.'