Underworld Golfer Pillows

At first he thought he had died and gone to heaven.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'He lived and died for golf.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

"Yep! - Your boiler's definitely on the blink..."

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

"I thought I knew Venice quite well, but I don't recognise any of this at all."

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

"Be in the moment. It helps all of eternity seem less overwhelming."

'I knew it! Come back here!'

River Styx...No Fishing

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

Using Science In Fashion Design

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Neanderthal Golf.

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

"Hello, sign shop? I said Underworld...Oh, yeah, I'm sure I said Underworld!"

The 19th hole

Golf on the moon

Golfer going through customs

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

'I feel like hell...and how are you today?'

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty

'We're interested in taking out a franchise.'