Sandbox Golfer Pillows

Child on golf course

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

That kid's all business.

"Jeez, these things are hot."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

Attorney-at-play

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

'Come on, come on...I've gotta go!'

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

"They are making sandboxes more and more realistic these days."

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

'My mom's pregnant. At first I was worried about the competition until I remembered that I was the incumbent.'

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

'Wow. He looks great for 5!'

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'