
At first he thought he had died and gone to heaven.
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At first he thought he had died and gone to heaven.
Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'
'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'
'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'
'He lived and died for golf.'
Gopher underground hit by golf tee.
'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'
His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.
"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."
"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."
'Aren't they restricted at this club?'
"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."
'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'
"Yep! - Your boiler's definitely on the blink..."
"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."
"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."
"I thought I knew Venice quite well, but I don't recognise any of this at all."
"Be in the moment. It helps all of eternity seem less overwhelming."
'I knew it! Come back here!'
'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'
I've been all over the galaxy, and they have the strangest economic system I've ever seen!
"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."
"Well, at least it's a dry heat."
Neanderthal Golf.
'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'
River Styx...No Fishing
Using Science In Fashion Design
"Hello, sign shop? I said Underworld...Oh, yeah, I'm sure I said Underworld!"
The 19th hole
Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.
'I feel like hell...and how are you today?'
Golf on the moon
Golfer going through customs
"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty
'We're interested in taking out a franchise.'
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