Post-apocalyptic Golfer Prints

'And now time for operation: Hit golf balls into windows!'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'He lived and died for golf.'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'Putter'.

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

'Do you mind if I play through?'

"IV!"

Using Science In Fashion Design

Golf Ball in Nest.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

"I derive some satisfaction from being right."

The 19th hole

STRIP Old Caddy (colour)

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

2042

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

"Well, we finally inherited the planet. Now what?"

Practical Yolkers.

'Shall we forget the ball and start to look for the golf course?'

"Super! Now, once you've rebuilt civilization I can do the investment banking."

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

'Gloria, tell my nine-o'clock to go to hell.'