Universal Golfer Pillows

Cosmology

Golfing Bishop.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Golf lessons

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'He lived and died for golf.'

A man plays golf by the sea

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'Don't move.'

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Golfing with God.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Duh!"

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

'Where's your other glove?'

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

"One More Swing."

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

Luckily I hit the pin!

Brian McMahon's hobby? Being hit by as many pro golfers as possible.

Getting rid of the opposition.

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Rory McIlroy

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

"My kind of course."

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"