Creative Golfer Pillows

New improved Golfer Sock! Keeps your head clean and protected until you're ready to play!!

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

Cheating Golf Player.

Football Chameleon

Resourceful toddler

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Golf lessons

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'Don't move.'

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

The Masters.

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

Hole in forty-seven.

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)

"Duh!"

"Okay, caption ideas for this cartoon. What do we got?"

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

'Where's your other glove?'

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO