Quirky Golfers Gifts

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Cat Gets Hole in One.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

The natural selection process in golf.

'I knew it! Come back here!'

'Do you mind if I play through?'

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

Using Science In Fashion Design

Golfing Romance

Neanderthal Golf.

'...and twenty-two mulligans.'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

"Forget that ball caddie, there's another just like it up here that I can tap in...."

The game requires no great physical strength...

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

Practical Yolkers.

Golfing Fakir.

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

The 19th hole

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty

How to tell you're playing a low budget golf course.

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

'Remember 'be the ball'.' 'I am the ball. But apparently, I'm a devious, misguided, malevolent ball.'

'Sail powered buggies, that's the future.'