Quirky Golf Story Lover Gifts

"I'll comeback to rescue you after I find my ball."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

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Mulligan's first mulligan.

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

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'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

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"Swallow another one, Pearson and you're fired."

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

Neanderthal Golf.

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

Animals tee-off - chicken realises that instead of golf ball, she's hit her egg.

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'