Golf Anecdotes Gifts

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

Hole in forty-seven.

'Have you got a sand wedge?'

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Mulligan's first mulligan.

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

"Swallow another one, Pearson and you're fired."

'Have I told you that sometimes I become furious, that I've got a previous conviction for bodily harm and that I hate to lose?'

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

The game requires no great physical strength...

"Forget that ball caddie, there's another just like it up here that I can tap in...."

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

'Sorry about that. Put my golf gloves on by mistake'

'Arnold became suspicious when Bessie kept hitting balls into the tall grass.'

Bah Humbug!

"I missed a hole in one by just 5 strokes!"

Man pelted with golf balls.

"It's hard to say if your game is improving, but that's definitely the first divot-in-one I've ever seen."

"No, not yet."

I hate this bunker!

"I'll comeback to rescue you after I find my ball."

'Wow! That's some sexy looking club you've got there!'

Oil squirting out of a golf hole, as arabs ty to play.

Golfer sees three camels going across a bunker.