Quirky Golf Story Lover Pillows

"I'll comeback to rescue you after I find my ball."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

The Golfer Gardener

Mulligan's first mulligan.

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

"Swallow another one, Pearson and you're fired."

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

Neanderthal Golf.

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

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'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."