Golfing Storyteller Pillows

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"Your Honor, I have a rebuttal witness."

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Golf Score Reducer

Golf Hil Divot

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

"In this situation, I'd suggest a 5-word sentence with an action verb but hold the exclamation mark."

"I must have hit 20 home runs!"

"I've never seen a gimme taken on a fareway before."

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball.'

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

'I'll be with you in a minute.'

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

'We plan to introduce bodychecking and fistfights to the game.'

Marcus Rashford