Fan Of Silly Golf Moments Pillows

Man pelted with golf balls.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Hole in forty-seven.

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Mulligan's first mulligan.

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

'I knew it! Come back here!'

'Have I told you that sometimes I become furious, that I've got a previous conviction for bodily harm and that I hate to lose?'

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

"Swallow another one, Pearson and you're fired."

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

Neanderthal Golf.

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

Animals tee-off - chicken realises that instead of golf ball, she's hit her egg.

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'I don't care if he eagled with a great shot. I'm penalizing him a strok for excessive celebrating.'