Funny Golf Fan Pillows

'Are you sure you didn't improve your lie?'

Neanderthal Golf.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Hole in forty-seven.

"This is how I'd like to remember the Hamptons - with someone's golf Rolex sticking out of the sand."

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

"One More Swing."

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

Mulligan's first mulligan.

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

'I knew it! Come back here!'

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

"Swallow another one, Pearson and you're fired."

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

The British relay team find a safe way of handing on the baton.

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

Animals tee-off - chicken realises that instead of golf ball, she's hit her egg.

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

"One more swing and I'm outta here!"