Funny Golf Fan Prints

'Are you sure you didn't improve your lie?'

Neanderthal Golf.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Hole in forty-seven.

"This is how I'd like to remember the Hamptons - with someone's golf Rolex sticking out of the sand."

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

Mulligan's first mulligan.

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

"One More Swing."

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

"Swallow another one, Pearson and you're fired."

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

The British relay team find a safe way of handing on the baton.

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

Fore

"One more swing and I'm outta here!"