Golf Gossip Lover Gifts

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'He lived and died for golf.'

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

'Worst stand trap ever!'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

'You're away, Doc!'

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

'Your guy looks a little nervous.' 'Yeah,i know. It's the first time he's ever played in front of such a huge gallery.'

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

Old man in rocking chair playing golf