Golf Gossip Lover Gifts

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'He lived and died for golf.'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

'Worst stand trap ever!'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

'You're away, Doc!'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'Your guy looks a little nervous.' 'Yeah,i know. It's the first time he's ever played in front of such a huge gallery.'

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.