Magical Golfing Enthusiasts Gifts

Lady of the lake holding a golf ball.

Toadstools

Late BroomStick

Rocking Witches.

"It's probably just seasonal."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Free Range Golfers

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

The Masters.

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

Paul and Debbie.

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"Returns"

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

The Great Sarcasmo

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!