Celestial Cleanliness Advocate T-Shirts

"Purell hand sanitizer."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

Father

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

A Change of Scene.

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

In the art gallery

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Cleaning Lockers.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.