Excalibur and Hand Sanitizer
Legendary Cleanliness Warrior T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts that celebrate your clean-obsessed hero. Perfect for casual comfort and making a statement about their legendary tidiness.
Moses separating his Laundry.
Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.
Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.
'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'
"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."
'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'
Whack-a-molecule
"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."
Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...
Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool
'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'
"I told you to wash the car, but no..."
Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.
'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'
The new global mantra flag for the future
The household cavalry
Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer
'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...
"No Hand Sanitiser"
Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.
Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'
"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"
"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."
'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'
"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"
"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"
"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."
In the art gallery
"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."
"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"
Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"
"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."
"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."
"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"
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