Legendary Cleanliness Warrior Pillows

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Whack-a-molecule

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

The household cavalry

The new global mantra flag for the future

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

In the art gallery

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"