Celestial Cleanliness Advocate Gifts

"Purell hand sanitizer."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Father

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

A Change of Scene.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

In the art gallery

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

Cleaning Lockers.

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."