Casual Cleanliness Advocate Gifts

"It's better for the environment not to shower everyday."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

A Change of Scene.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

In the art gallery

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

Spring Cleaning

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'