Casual Cleanliness Advocate Pillows

"It's better for the environment not to shower everyday."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Dogs shaving

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

A Change of Scene.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

In the art gallery

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

Spring Cleaning