Celestial Sanitation Expert Gifts

Moon's Portaloo.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Halo Frisbee.

Hand sanitizer

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"I opted for the upgrades."

'Anything good on tonight?'

'Do you have a few minutes to discuss your retirement years, sir?'

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

Savoy Dental Salon

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

Directions for Hell and Paradise.

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

Hand Sanitiser

Baby boom expected due to corona

"Well, to be honest, I try to avoid reunions - my first four husbands are here."

Transmission of the Coronavirus

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

"I'm expecting easy confirmation."

"Andy...Andy...I'm not finding...let me check my spam folder..."

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'