Celestial Consultants Gifts

'Your stars say, don't have any opinions today, what do you think? I'll tell you tomorrow.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Water is discovered on the moon....

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Halo Frisbee.

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

'Those are the Divinity students.'

An amplified harp

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

You have a lot of patients coming to your for counseling! Yeah, I just saw a supernova who is dealing with burnout. Later, I'll see Pluto about his inferiority complex and a black hole who wants to fill a void in its life. Then Hailey's Comet and his wife will discuss why he's rarely there for her. Since your practice went universal it just keeps expanding! You're so busy! Yeah, my head is spinning!

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

Heaven

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Life on cloud 8