Cosmic Consultants Gifts

Seeking a gift for someone fascinated by the cosmos and creative pursuits? Our collection features witty and imaginative items that cater to their love for all things spacey and artistic, making their passion fun and fashionable.

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'There's no agenda! Does anyone know what's going to happen?'

'There's no agenda! Does anyone know what's going to happen?' mockup

'There's no agenda! Does anyone know what's going to happen?'

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"Stock options for your thoughts." mockup

"Stock options for your thoughts."

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'Houston, I'm prepared to land...' mockup

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

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"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole." mockup

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

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"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans." mockup

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

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"Houston, we have a problem."

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"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!" mockup

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

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'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!' mockup

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

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'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.' mockup

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

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Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!' mockup

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

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God Sneezes Out Creation

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"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer." mockup

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

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"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid." mockup

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

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'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?' mockup

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

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"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over." mockup

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

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"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!" mockup

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

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'Gravity...Go figure!'

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"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years." mockup

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

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"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..." mockup

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

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'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...' mockup

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

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'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.' mockup

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

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"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower." mockup

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

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Clown God

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"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more." mockup

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

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'You caught it, you gut it!'

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'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?' mockup

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

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'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.' mockup

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

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"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like." mockup

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

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Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky. mockup

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

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That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy? mockup

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

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"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!" mockup

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

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STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth mockup

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

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Science fiction fans on other planets mockup

Science fiction fans on other planets

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Cosmic Consultants Gifts Collection

Cosmic Consultants Mugs

Looking for more cosmic humor? Check out our collection of mugs featuring creative and space-inspired designs that brighten every morning.

Cosmic Consultants Pillows

Add a touch of the universe to their home with our cosmic-themed pillows, combining comfort with stellar style.

Cosmic Consultants Prints

Transform their space with cosmic prints, blending artistic flair with their love for the universe—ideal for wall decor that’s out of this world.

Cosmic Consultants T-Shirts

Discover a universe of cosmic creativity with our T-shirts — perfect for space enthusiasts who love to wear their fascination on their sleeve.