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'Your stars say, don't have any opinions today, what do you think? I'll tell you tomorrow.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Water is discovered on the moon....

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Halo Frisbee.

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

An amplified harp

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

Heaven

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Life on cloud 8

'Anything good on tonight?'