Heavenly Consultant Prints

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"I opted for the upgrades."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

'I'm going to check with my pastor to see what the Bible says about this operation.'

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

"First, I storyboarded it."

'My astrologer says one thing, my guru says another, my psychiatrist says something else - I don't know who to turn to anymore.'

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

"Eternity isn't so bad - as long as I can keep track of how my earthly investments are doing."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

'Of COURSE we appreciate having someone with your expertise in mergers and acquisitions, but offhand I can't think of another corporation that would match up with ours.'

"It has yet to turn a profit."

'I should have prefaced my advice with the statement that I'm not an expert on the market.'

You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers.

Fortunes. . .$20, Impressions. . .$10, Clenches. . . $5, Wild Guess. . . $2.

'Talk about perennial doubt?'

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

God giving simultaneous chess exhibition in Heaven