Celestial Protector T-Shirts

Guardian Angel and War Angel.

Save Our Universe

Coronavirus

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Jenga!!!

Nun confronts mugger.

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"While Covid is still our top story scientists remain focused on Earth's pending collision with Jupiter."

The Conservative Party attempting to save the Church from the Liberals

Never wanting to harm any creature, the Buchanans outfitted their car with the hydraulic Critter Clearance System.

Hubble Telescope

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

Apocalipsis

'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction.'

Population rocket

Asteroid Trajectory Assessment.

Because spheres are easier --- It's a physics thing.

Crescent moon...left - handed crescent moon

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'

Bowl-A-Rama

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's a planet-killing comet heading here, and only the military has the resources to secretly evacuate all the V.I.P.s and their families before it hits.'

"You had me at sextile moon."

Cornucopia of space

"Oh dear! Morning has broken!"

No caption (A male angel proposes to a female angel. He is on one knee and holding an open ring box that contains a halo).

"I'm good thanks."

'It's a survival trick: I'm making sure the fur-traders have no interest in my hide...'

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

Please maintain 2 meteors apart

Donald Trump Wants To Ruin Bigger and Bigger Things