Universe Protector T-Shirts

Save Our Universe

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Big Bang Theory.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

North Pole

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

Natural Disasters

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I love you too, big guy."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Just Stop Boil

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."