Universe Protector Mugs

Save Our Universe

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Big Bang Theory.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

North Pole

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

Natural Disasters

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"I love you too, big guy."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...