Universe Lover T-Shirts

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"We've made great progress!"

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Climate Crisis

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Cosmonaut

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

There is No Planet C

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Environment Friendly House.

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Astronaut love

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Boy's plant with the shadow of a tree.

Flower growing on a compost heap.

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."