Universe Lover T-Shirts

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Space alien fills fuels space ship with dark energy.

"We've made great progress!"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

Climate Crisis

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

There is No Planet C

Cosmonaut

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Environment Friendly House.

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Astronaut love

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Boy's plant with the shadow of a tree.

Flower growing on a compost heap.

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"Space wants to kill you."

We're With Stupid

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."