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"It's not a multiverse. It's a copyright violation."

Do you believe in the multiverse, Randy? Of course, little buddy. I am the ultimate specimen of manhood. The paragon of masculinity. Something like that can't be created on the first attempt. Therefore there must be an infinite number of less ideal Randies out there in parallel universes, who can't get dates. You've put a lot of thought into this. I've submitted Randy's cosmological theorem to all the academic journals.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Alien Snowmen

The First Martian Dog.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"Well, that one got away."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Flying sauces.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Not now, Oliver."

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'