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'The Big Bang theory of creation.'

'Well that's certainly new!'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

First attempt at the Big Bang

Big Bang for your Buck bar & grill...rocket scientists welcome.

Dutch boy holds finger in observatory wall to plug space leak.

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

Did life reach Earth from outer space?

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'Every second, billions of neutrinos pass through our bodies...of course they'll take longer to pass through yours, dear.'

The Big A** Theory

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

Deep Space Photo 2022

New Images from Hubble

"Starlight...starbright...First star I see tonight..."

"I'll be darned! It's an unmanned space probe!"

Adam & Even

Pluto Named Dwarf Planet

Space: Property of No-One

The Big Bang

God's my space

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Universe running

'Now watch and listen!'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

"So what if the universe was created in a big bang! So was I!"

"Big bang? - I don't think so. . .!"

"I knew it!"

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

I've got stage fright.

And the whole thing is controlled by this single "universal" remote!

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