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"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

Big Bang Theory.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

How am I abducting?

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

There is No Planet C

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

A man looks up at the earth

Slinky Cow World

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

The Big Tipper

Emergency exit into Space

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Space exploration"

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.