Space Protector T-Shirts

"I take it you really miss your old cubicle."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Natural Disasters

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Save Our Universe

Global Warmer 2000.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Trump leaving

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Climate Crisis

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Just Stop Boil

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Insect extinction

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'