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'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Dog ignores angry cat.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'How long have you been fighting?'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

The Arab Autumn

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

Warring parents

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

A neutral observer.

Aleppo vs. Russia

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

"We never fight anymore."

'Treat me easy this morning.'

'The only side I take in an argument here is this side of the door.'