Space Guardian T-Shirts

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Head over Hooves

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"I love you too, big guy."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Flying sauces.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Well, that one got away."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Not now, Oliver."

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."