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'Civilisation!'

"Terry had to put his mom in an aquarium."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Whale fluke throws plastic waste back onshore.

Fish Food

"You notice nobody gives a damn about beached minnows."

"Ha. This is funny because it's true."

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

'I've been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group,some zoologists...'

Food for thought. . . JAPAN.

WELCOME TO HAWAII - You are here!

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

"George, the icecaps might be melting . . . but not before lunch."

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Monkey-artist

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"It's trickle down."

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Japanese Whaling

Fish want out of polluted river.

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

Climate Change -- You are here.

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."