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Dolphins Only Began Jumping Out of Water After we threw Stuff into it

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"Would you like some wings?"

Sailor in Car.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Insect extinction

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Tree Funeral

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

Solar Power.

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

'We're drifting apart.'