Ocean Steward T-Shirts

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Would you like some wings?"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Insect extinction

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Japanese Whaling

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Tree Funeral

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Save the river.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Sea Change.

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

Stop Human Footing

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

Solar Power.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

The Seahoover

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

World crisis

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."