Ocean Caretaker T-Shirts

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I had to skip my workout."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Japanese Whaling

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Save the river.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Where did the little bird go?'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Sea Change.

Stop Human Footing

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."