Ocean Caretaker T-Shirts

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I had to skip my workout."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Japanese Whaling

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

Boy whistling at crackers.

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Lazy plumber.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Stop Human Footing

'Where did the little bird go?'

Save the river.

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Sea Change.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".