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"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"Would you like some wings?"

Sailor in Car.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Slip Ahoy!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Lifesaver!

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Distractions.

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

Lighthouse powered by batteries.