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"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"Would you like some wings?"

Sailor in Car.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Slip Ahoy!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain steering house through flood.

Sea weed harvest.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Lighthouse Beam.

Lifesaver!

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Distractions.

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'