Ocean Steward Gifts

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"Would you like some wings?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Insect extinction

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

Japanese Whaling

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Tree Funeral

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Sea Change.

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Save the river.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Stop Human Footing

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

Solar Power.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

The Seahoover

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

"No, still there."