Seafood Steward Gifts

"Have you got something that will make me feel a little less guilty?"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

Sea weed harvest.

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Tree Funeral

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Solar Power.

'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

"No, still there."

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

Great Moments in Culinary History.

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

'Uh oh, why is that guy holding the menu pointing at you?'

'Joeys rarely hae geoducks.'

'I tried, Larry, but I guess that whole 'watched pot never boils' stuff was just a lie! Larry?'

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

"Waiter, there's a fly in my trout!"

Since we're not doing anything meaningful to stop climate change, it's reassuring to know Earth can count on...'Planet B' to the rescue!"

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'

'Great idea, Pete!'

"All I'm saying is, I wished for an endless summer vacation, and now the glaciers are melting."