Seafood Steward Mugs

"Have you got something that will make me feel a little less guilty?"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

Sea weed harvest.

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Tree Funeral

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Solar Power.

'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).

"No, still there."

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

Octopi a la mode.

Great Moments in Culinary History.

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

'Uh oh, why is that guy holding the menu pointing at you?'

'Joeys rarely hae geoducks.'

'I tried, Larry, but I guess that whole 'watched pot never boils' stuff was just a lie! Larry?'

"Waiter, there's a fly in my trout!"

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

Since we're not doing anything meaningful to stop climate change, it's reassuring to know Earth can count on...'Planet B' to the rescue!"

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

I can't stop yawning, either. Clams.

'Great idea, Pete!'